Eunoch

Eunochs are a race of multidimensional humanoids most prominently recognized by possessing the torso of a man and the lower body of an ectoplasmic mer-entity (no penis). Archaeological evidence suggests that Eunochs originated in Beta Israel, version 0.37, circa 2,300 BP. Texts obtained from Eunoch villages show evidence of the race having spoken Ge'ez, a language in the South Semitic language family. Scrolls attributed to the Eunochs describe in great detail what is now recognized as an early precursor to modern taekwondo. Given that the Eunochs do not possess legs, but rather hover in the air supported by gravitational ichor, it is unknown why such texts exist. The leading theory is that the rich descriptions of taekwondo served as an attempt to counter enemy tactics - although no images or descriptions of Eunochs or possible countermeasures appear within the texts. This is an active area of research in the field of Eunoch studies.

Today most living Eunochs live in a single ghetto-ized community in Neo-Beijing. Estimates for opium abuse in the Eunoch community are as high as 80%, and such many reports of Eunochs have been given by frequenters of Beijing's many opium dens.